I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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