Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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