I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
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