There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
operation have a gay friend backfired
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
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