yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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