I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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