i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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