This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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