I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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