Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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