just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
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Did we literally take a cab across the street
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
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Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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