Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
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It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
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My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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