we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Randomize
