before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
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Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
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So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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