If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
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maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
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Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
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