Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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