Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
the day after is always just damage control
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
29 Cringeworthy Situations People Realized They Shouldn’t Be In
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
21 Times Karma Showed These People Not to Mess Around
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT