Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
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I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
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She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
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