Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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