Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
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