found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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