my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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