Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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