that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
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I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
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Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
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