There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
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Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
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Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
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