i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
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Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
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your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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