Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
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dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
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I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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