Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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