Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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