There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
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