Just mADE A PArabola og urine
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
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dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
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I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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