I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
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Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
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Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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