try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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