Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
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