I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
Randomize
