I think scott just propositioned me for sex
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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