You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
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