Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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