Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
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You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
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Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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