Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.