I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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