she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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