So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Randomize
