i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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