Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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