Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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