just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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