It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
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That's how twitter works, right?
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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