Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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