I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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