omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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