Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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