I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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