On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
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